Liz arranges her dental appointment but needs someone to drive her home afterwards. The only problem is, everyone else has Valentine’s Day plans and she has no one to drive her home. Even Kenneth has plans to attend an all-day abstinence rally. Jenna confronts Maynard at his fast food workplace. Maynard admits to seeing a therapist and that his stalking of Jenna is through. Jenna thought Maynard’s stalking of her would end with her in the trunk of a rental car, not with him dumping her. Back at the studio, Jenna remembers all the creepy, scary stalker things Maynard did to her over the years and feels let down for Valentine’s Day.

Jack appears on MSNBC’s “Hot Box with Avery Jessup” and instantly connects with the right-wing broadcaster. Avery and Jack agree to drinks, but Jack’s fake call from Jonathan, to either impress his date or have an excuse to leave the date, backfires. Avery is too smart and leaves Jack at the bar, forelorn. The next day Avery contacts Jack, giving him one more chance with her. Jack arranges for her to watch a live taping of TGS. Meanwhile Liz is still looking for a ride since the male escort she hired bowed out due to an STD flare-up.

Jenna finds a creepy cut-out of her face with no eyes on her dressing room mirror and is thrilled, she has another stalker. Jenna realizes Kenneth made the collage to cheer Jenna up. Jenna hugs Kenneth, grateful someone is thinking of her, even in a creepy way, for Valentine’s Day.

Jack sets up a phony VIP section at TGS to impress Avery. NBC artist-in-resident Jon Bon Jovi is stuck hanging around the VIP section because of his contract. When he comes over to introduce himself to Avery, Jack blows him off as he and Avery head out for a private date. Bon Jovi walks away dejected, muttering “I hate this place”.

Liz decides to lie to the dental assistants about having someone to pick her up thinking she can do it all on her own. Liz has her root canal and during anesthesia starts halluncinating that Drew, Dennis and Floyd are visiting her for Valentine’s Day. Avery gets ready to leave Jack’s place after a one-nighter. Jack wants to go further with the relationship but Avery thinks Jack is just like every other silver fox she’s ever known.

Jack gets a call from the dental office, asking him to pick up Liz Lemon, who it totally out of it after her surgery. Jack asks Avery to accompany him while he picks up Lemon. Jack and Avery arrive at the dental office to find Liz trying to make out with a potted palm tree, thinking the tree is Drew, Dennis or Floyd. Jack gets Lemon safely home while Avery begins to think Jack may be worth a second date after all.

As Valentine’s Day approaches Andy wants to give Erin a card. Andy’s plan is to give everyone in the office a card so it is not so obvious to Erin how much he likes her. Erin loves her card but doesn’t recognize Peanut’s Snoopy and Woodstock in the card, leaving Andy puzzled. Kelly gets a mushy card from Andy and thinks Andy is crushing on her. If only Kelly knew Andy didn’t bother to read the cards before passing them out and has no clue. After Kelly reveals her card to Erin, Erin is crushed knowing she can’t compete with the sophisticated Kelly for Andy’s affections.

As Jim and Michael wait on Jo’s decision about who will manage the office, Pam points out to Jim that Sabre salesmen have no cap on commissions. Jim realizes he can make twice as much as he does now and tells Jo and Michael that Michael, having more managerial experience, should be the office manager, while he goes back to sales. Michael finds out Jim’s plan and wants more money too, telling Jo as the manager with the most experience he feels Jim is more suited to be the manager. Jo decides to go with Michael’s decision. Jim becomes the manager, ticking off Jim and giving Michael a chance to go back into sales in the main office.

Dwight can’t believe Jim is now the sole manager for the office and meets with Ryan to devise a plan to get rid of Jim. Ryan suggests torturing Jim and Ryan and Dwight end up arguing. Dwight thinks Ryans ideas are stupid, giving Dwight the idea of getting rid of Ryan too. Michael sits at his sales desk and gets little work done, complaining about everything. Michael is dismayed by the smell in the room, an after effect of Phyllis’ medication she warned the office about via email. Michael longs for his old office and decides he’d be happier being the manager again.

As Andy waits at the copier, Kelly seems to be paying a lot of attention to him and he is perplexed. When Kelly gives Andy a kiss on the cheek, Erin is upset and Andy asks the other staff members what is going on with Kelly. Meredith tells Andy the Valentine’s card he gave Kelly is so romantic they’d be doing it in the bathroom by this point if she got the same card.

Michael tells Jim he wants his manager job back. Jim is relieved as they inform Jo about their decision. At this point Jo tells them she doesn’t care who runs the office, they can decide between themselves if they just stop bugging her about it. Michael enjoys his office again, having Erin bump up his computer keyboard’s synthesizer music.

Andy panics about the Kelly card and sends out a general email telling the staff the Valentine’s cards were just meant as friendship cards, sending Kelly into a rant about Andy’s true feelings for her. Andy makes it clear they are just friends because he likes someone else, which makes Erin’s day. Erin smiles knowing Andy likes her, not Kelly.

The study group gets Valentine’s from the GCC Mascot as a very hung-over Britta enters the room with dark sunglasses and a cup of coffee. Everyone in the study group except Troy and Pierce receive Valentine’s gifts. Jeff ribs Britta over the booty call and, embarrassed that she left the message, she leaves the study group in a hurry. Abed warns Jeff he must drunk dial Britta back or awkwardness will ensue between them.

During Spanish class Senor Chang is disgruntled when the GCC Mascot appears and delivers Valentine’s gifts to Pierce and Troy. Senor Chang knows Pierce and Troy sent themselves Valentine’s gifts and calls them on it in front of the class, making fun of them and leaving Pierce and Troy humiliated. Shirley and Annie are angry with Senor Chang’s mean rant at Pierce and Troy and decide to get back at him. Jeff tries to talk to Britta at the cafeteria buts she seems embarrassed about the call and leaves.

As Jeff enters the room, Abed is filming another episode of Community College Chronicles. Jeff asks Abed for advice and Abed plans a practice fake drunk dial for Jeff in his dorm room. Director Abed asks Jeff about his feelings for Professor Slater and Britta to get a believable drunk dial performance out of him, but Jeff scoffs at Abed’s methods. Abed goes all Stanislavski on Jeff and decides they must get drunk for Jeff’s call to Britta. Jeff and Abed have a little too much fun drinking and get plastered, passing out in the dorm room and missing their Spanish class the next morning.

The GCC Mascot brings Senor Chang a fake Valentine, a letter from Princeton offering him a new job in the Spanish department. Senor Chang knows the letter is fake and vows to get back at whoever sent it. Senor Chang accuses Troy and Pierce of trying to get back at him and perpetrating the crime. Senor Chang demands that Troy and Pierce be his escorts at the Valentine’s Day dance, dressed in ladies’ pants suits, if they don’t he will fail them.

Jeff and Troy wake up from their drunken extravaganza to find it is three in the afternoon. Abed confirms Jeff drunk dialed Britta and Professor Slater, neither of which Jeff remembers. Jeff meets up with an upset Professor Slater at the Valentine’s Day dance, to find that he called her thinking she was Britta. Pierce and Troy arrive at the dance in trench coats covering their ladies’ pants suits for their evening of Chang punishment. Shirley and Annie confess to Pierce and Troy they were the ones who pranked Senor Chang, and should be punished. Pierce and Troy tell the girls they will take the fall to spare them Chang’s wrath, realizing that Shirley and Annie care enough to stick up for them against Chang. Pierce and Troy make the walk of shame to the dance floor in ladies’ pants suits to dance with Chang.

Britta arrives dressed in a slinky red dress with her cell phone in hand. She teases Jeff about his booty call, then plays the first 20 seconds of the call, assuring Professor Slater Jeff’s call was innocent. As they hug, Britta whispers to a surprised Jeff there was much more to the drunken call, but that’s their secret.

After Frank has to temporarily move in with Liz, Liz confronts Frank about his smoking habit and Frank complains about Liz’s need to exist on daily diet of donuts and Cornholes. Liz sees their rooming together as a sign, and encourages Frank to quit cold turkey along with her so they both end their gross habits.

Jenna meets her mother at a coffee shop, talking to herself and reminding herself about Jack’s rules. Verna for once appears not to have a self-centered agenda, pays Jenna back money she owed her and tells her she loves her. Jenna gives in and welcomes her mother back into her life with open arms. When Jenna shares with Jack that her mother has changed, he worries Verna will break Jenna’s heart again; he tells Jenna people just don’t change. Jack continues to be skeptical of Verna’s motives.

Verna throws a surprise birthday party for Jenna featuring a large birthday cake with Jenna’s face on it. Everyone from TGS is there to surprise Jenna, who is touched by her mother’s thoughtfulness. Jack tells Liz he thinks the party is leading up to a giant favor Verna will ask of Jenna. Liz thinks Jack is too cynical, just because his mother is awful doesn’t mean Jenna’s mother can’t change. Verna tells the party goers she apologizes for being a bad mother and asks only that Jenna sing a duet with her of an inappropriate Captain and Tennille love song. Jenna jumps at the chance while Jack is unimpressed with Verna’s change of heart.

The next morning Jack finds Verna in his office. Verna has come back into Jenna’s life in order to sell Jack an idea for a mother daughter reality series showing how awful her and Jenna’s relationship is. Jack pitches an idea of a loving mother and daughter reality show and Verna rejects it. Jack goes to Jenna’s dressing room to tell her that Verna is scamming Jenna but Jenna is so happy Jack decides to let her live out her fantasy.

Liz meets with the writers and tells them she has proof Frank is cheating when it comes to giving up smoking. Frank denies smoking at Liz’s apartment. Liz reveals she left a pack of cigarettes out then set up a camera to catch Frank in the act of cheating. Pete sets up the video and the writers watch. Liz sees herself sleepwalking, wearing night time Spanx while eating tons of junk food and is crushed. Frank suggests turning off the video, but suddenly Frank appears, fooling around with the TGS cleaning lady in Liz’s apartment. The last part of the video shows Liz eating cigarettes out of the box Liz left to tempt Frank, grossing everyone out.

Jack sets up another meeting with Verna. This time Jack suggests Verna behave as a model mother as long as Jack pays her for each visit, and agrees to throw in a tarp for her traveling washer and dryer. Liz, unaware of Jack and Verna’s arrangement, tells Jack he was wrong about Verna changing for the better. Jack smiles knowingly.

A representative from Sabre named Gabe meets the office team. Andy and Erin have a song prepared for his arrival. Gabe is so impressed he wants to upload a phone video of the song to the company website. Michael has mistakenly been calling the new company “Sa-brea” (a poor french rendition of the word) instead of Sabre around the office. Andy and Erin sing their song but keep calling the company “Sa-brea” by mistake. Awkwardness ensues during the song.

After the song, the Scranton employees watch a “Welcome to Sabre” video starring Christian Slater (playing himself) and the company’s CEO, Jo Bennett (guest star Kathy Bates). Jim watches the video and seems unimpressed. Gabe tells the employees there will be some changes starting today, including the addition of a firewall blocking social networking sites and games, as well as tracking of wasteful time spent on websites. A cost cutting measure eliminating paper cups from the water cooler and substituting Sabre aluminum water bottles instead leaves Michael upset about the new company changes.

Jim and Pam find a great daycare center four blocks away from the office. They make an appointment to tour the daycare. As they look around before the scheduled appointment they fall in love with the center. Jim opens the bathroom to check it out and see a man sitting on a teeny tiny children’s toilet. Embarrassed, Jim appologizes and closes the door quickly, wanting to leave, but Pam insists they stay for the interview.

Gabe calls in on a video conference to Sabre’s CEO Jo to give her an update on the office. Michael stands behind the computer encouraging Gabe to ask why changes have to be made. Jo senses someone else is in the room and has Gabe turn the laptop around so she can see Michael, who is pretending to just come in the room. Michael expresses his frustration with the changes from the new company and Jo is not impressed. Jo suggests Michael think things over before talking to her again, seeming more than happy to fire Michael if he complains again. Michael decides to take a drive to clear his head.

The daycare manager, the same man Jim walked in on in the bathroom, meets with Jim and Pam and they all sit down for the interview. Jim is uncomfortable and Jerry, the daycare manager, is abrupt and none too friendly when interviewing them. When Pam asks Jerry if the interview is not going well because Jim walked in on him in the bathroom, Jerry won’t answer. Jim gets ticked off at this point and asks Jerry why he didn’t just lock the bathroom door. Pam concedes out loud that the interview is going badly and she and Jim leave the daycare.

Michael drives to David Wallace’s house to ask him for advice. After spending time watching David shuffle around in his bathrobe and look unmotivated, Michael and David jump into the hot tub. David has a new business idea for a giant vacuumn that sucks up kid’s toys to help keep toys off the floor. David asks Michael to go into business with him with his invention. Michael thinks this is a dumb idea and quickly leaves David as he looks lost, waving at Michael as Michael backs out of Wallace’s driveway.

Erin waits patiently for Andy to ask her out, the only problem is that Andy figures its Erin’s turn to ask him out after his Christmas drum extravaganza. Andy keeps dropping big hints to Erin. Andy and Erin both hope each other will ask them out on a date.

After Michael’s depressing visit with David Wallace, Michael decides working for Sabre doesn’t sound so bad after all. Michael gathers Gabe and the office staff, proposing a toast of fresh orange juice (what Michael thinks would be the official drink from Sabre’s corporate office in Florida) to welcome Sabre to Scranton.

Annie pulls aside Britta and asks if she minds if she dates Britta’s ex Vaughn. Britta tells Annie she is fine with her dating Vaughn but really isn’t ok with the idea. Jeff and Britta meet at the cafeteria where Britta talks about Annie asking permission to date Vaughn. Jeff feels he and Britta should watch out for Annie since they are her “Greendale parents.”

Troy, Abed, Shirley and Pierce watch “Kickpuncher” together on movie night, with Senior Chang a last minute drop in. The rest of the gang jokes and laughs about the movie but Pierce doesn’t feel like he fits in. His lame movie jokes aren’t going over well.

Jeff and Britta see Vaughn and Annie together on campus. They decide the best thing to do is hatch a plan to break them up. Britta suggests convincing Troy to date Annie since Annie has had a crush on Troy for years. They think if Troy was a real option to Annie she’d drop Vaughn for him. Britta and Jeff tell Troy Annie has always been crazy about him. Jeff has a private conversation with Troy convincing him that Annie is hot. Britta tells Troy Annie is dating Vaughn to make Troy jealous. Troy decides he needs to check Annie out.

Pierce hires an on campus comedy sketch group to write jokes for him for the next movie night in Abed’s dorm room. Troy sees Annie in the cafeteria and hits on her, putting his arm around her. Annie doesn’t understand why Troy is acting so weird. Vaughn brings ice cream to Annie and sees Troy’s arm around her. Troy announces to Vaughn that Annie has always had a crush on him, which crushes Vaughn who walks away dejected, eating his ice cream. Annie discovers it was Jeff and Britta who convinced Troy to break up Annie and Vaughn.

As Jeff and Britta bask in the glow of breaking up Annie and Vaughn, Annie comes into the room and sarcastically thanks them for meddling in her love life. Next Troy storms in thanking them for getting him interested in Annie so that she can reject him.

The gang gets ready to watch another movie. Abed tells the group they are watching a different movie. Pierce, who has prepared jokes for “Kickpuncher 2″, fabricates a story about a family member who died making the movie. Abed and the rest of the gang go along with Pierce’s request to see “Kickpuncher 2″, only to find Pierce whipping out fast jokes for every scene. Shirley calls Pierce on preparing jokes for the movie and Pierce decides to leave for the evening but manages to fall over the coffee table and knock over the popcorn. The gang laughs at Pierce who joins in knowing he finally got the laugh he was looking for.

Jeff and Britta talk to Annie about Vaughn and feeling like protective parents. Britta admits she’s not ok with her friend dating her ex-boyfriend. Jeff accuses Britta of jealousy, Britta accuses Jeff of thinking Annie’s hot from the debate team make-out kiss, then the rest of the study group starts on a list of wild accusations about each other.

Annie hears Vaughn’s guitar and runs outside to see him as the gang follows her. Vaughn sings a sweet song written just for her and Annie is estatic. Annie asks Jeff and Britta if they are still is upset with her dating Vaughn and Jeff and Britta gives Annie their blessing, trusting Annie is a grown up after all.

Liz presents Jack with her idea of a Miami road trip only to find out Jack wants to go to freezing cold Boston instead so he can see Nancy. The TGS budget is small so the cast and staff must share cheap motel rooms and ride to Boston on a rented bus, which leads staff and cast to make dibs on roomates fast. The cast and staff arrive in Boston and begin setting up shop in the NBC Boston affiliate building. A group of Boston affiliate employees wearing hockey shirts decide to harass Jonathan and Kenneth for fun. Liz is a little freaked that Jack’s NBC Boston affiliate office looks exactly the same as his New York office. Jack tells Liz there are seven things missing from the replica office and challenges Liz to find them.

Nancy arrives at Jack’s temporary Boston office, happy that Jack is visiting Boston. Jack takes Nancy on a tour of the Boston affiliate station, pretending to broadcast the news from the anchor desk. Nancy breaks down and confesses to Jack that her husband left for a job in New Orleans and she and her husband are headed towards divorce. Jack suspected as much and tries to show Nancy support, but is secretly thrilled Nancy may be single soon.

The cast and crew already hate Boston so Liz encourages them to take a tour of the city during their break between rehearsals. Tracy is miserable so Liz talks him into walking the Freedom Trail tour with her. Tracy ends up fighting with the actor portraying John Hancock, calling him “the rich white devil”. Liz and Pete meet with the cast and crew who are disgruntled with Boston. Even Kenneth tells Liz he hates Boston and blames her for winter. Frank demands to know who to blame for this mess. Liz decides to make up someone to blame, an upper management type named Dale Snitterman from TGS who she says is behind all the problems of low budget, bad food and crappy accomodations. The cast and crew support Liz and thank her for letting them know who they can blame for their problems. Liz breathes a sigh of relief that she is not their scapegoat this time.

Jack finds out that if Nancy can sell her house she will have money for the divorce and to re-establish herself with a townhouse and business to start a new life. Jack decides to buy Nancy’s house anonymously, sending Cerie and Kenneth to pose as married couple Silas and Moronica Peppercorn, home buyers who are interested in touring her home. Jack tells Liz her plan for a scapegoat will backfire, showing Liz the office of Dale Snitterman, a staff member of the Boston affiliate. Liz realizes she saw the name when she toured the building. Frank finds the name on an office door and rallies the cast and crew to confront Dale Snitterman. Liz plays along and the group confronts Dale Snitterman. After chewing Dale Snitterman a new one, the cast and crew leave his office feeling satisfied while Snitterman is confused and has no idea what is going on.

Jack meets with Nancy, waiting to hear about her home sale. Nancy tells Jack she refused the offer on her home, she’s not quite ready to dump her 23 year marriage and start her life over. Jack tries to reason with Nancy to no avail. Jack tells Nancy “I’ll wait, not forever,” to which Nancy with Bostonian accent replies, “I’ll try, wicked hard.” Jack and Nancy seal the promise to wait for each other with a kiss.

Michael has a plan in place to make the office look valuable and appealing by replacing Stanley with a young thin hired gun to portray him, and replaces Toby while he is in the bathroom with Dwight impersonating Toby. Michael greets the fact checker riding a cutting edge Segway, a personal transportation vehicle. The fact checker is disturbed by Michael’s greeting and wonders what is in store for him next.

The fact checker looks over the warehouse then visits Toby’s office, running into Dwight pretending to be Toby. Michael and Dwight try to convince the fact checker everything is dandy at Dunder Mifflin, then Toby appears back from the bathroom. Toby and the fact checker go over the scheduled list of questions. The fact checker asks about the safety record of the office. Toby tells the fact checker the office is safe. Toby tells the camera he is trying to tell the truth but lie as little as possible, not so easy to do when it comes to the Scranton office. Flashbacks show dangerous situations in the Scranton office including Dwight setting a wastebasket on fire to teach his co-workers a lesson, and Michael hitting Meredith with his car in the parking lot.

The fact checker asks about inter-office happiness and Toby’s face falls as he tries to come up with a good answer. Flashbacks show Andy losing his temper and punching a hole in the office wall and Pam’s fight with Michael in the parking lot over his dating her mother. When the fact checker asks about office sexual harassment Toby’s face tries to hide the awful truth and says there have been no issues. Flashbacks show Meredith in her way too short lounging dress flashing the office on casual day and Michael’s sexist “That’s what she said” jokes.

Michael drops in to Toby’s office to see what Toby has revealed. The fact checker asks about company waste next and Michael swears no company time is ever wasted. Flashbacks show the many pranks Jim has played on Dwight including putting Dwight’s stapler in Jello, Jim dressing like and imitating Dwight, and the office Olympics, where Kevin and Phyllis race, paper boxes tied to their feet. The fact checker asks about inter-office romances and Michael and Toby freeze, trying to come up with a good answer. Flashbacks show the ill-fated romances of Ryan and Kelly, Michael and Jan, the turbulent Angela, Andy, and Dwight triangle, and the one happy office relationship between Pam and Jim.

As the fact checker leaves his strange interview with Toby and Michael, Michael feels sorry for him and ponders how the fact checker could possibly put a value on the most important part of the office, the employees at Dunder Mifflin. The clips show ends with a goofy Scranton rap by Michael and Dwight, reminiscent of the “Lazy Sunday” SNL video.

Troy heads down the hall, whooping it up with his macho buddies. Troy walks through the door to a dance class, rips off his tear away pants to reveal tights and starts to dance with the modern dance group. Jeff meets with Professor Slater and they exchange pleasantries at her door. Once inside they embrace and it is apparent who Jeff is dating. Dean Pelton knocks on Professor Slater’s door interupting them. Dean Pelton reminds them there is a policy against teachers and students dating and fears their combined hotness means they are liable to hook up. Professor Slater and Jeff act innocent and agree with the dean.

Madame LeClair, the dance teacher, complements Troy in front of the dance class. She reminds them of the upcoming dance recital. As Troy leaves dance class he runs into Britta who is attending the tap dancing class. Britta and Troy find out they are both hiding the fact they are taking dance classes. Troy worries he may come off less macho dancing and Britta worries she may be thought of as less cool dancing. In the end, Troy and Britta agree they should tell the other Spanish Club members about their dance classes.

As Jeff waits for Spanish Club to begin, he and Professor Slater take a chance and kiss. Jeff is convinced no one saw until he sees the gang outside the window looking through the blinds. The gang sees them kissing and Jeff is busted. Jeff and Professor Slater tell the group they need to keep their relationship a secret due to college policies. In the meantime Pierce has texted the news to friends. Britta tells the gang about her tap dancing class but Troy chickens out and makes fun of Britta taking a dance class. Dean Pelton walks into the study group to confront Jeff and Professor Slater about their relationship and tells Jeff Pierce has spread the news throughout the campus via Twitter.

When Britta confronts Troy about him keeping his dance class a secret from the gang, Troy tells Britta he is quitting class and won’t be performing in the recital, disappointing Britta. Shirley tries to console Britta about the news of Jeff dating Professor Slater but Britta tells Shirley she is fine with it. Dean Pelton meets with Professor Slater and Jeff to go through a student-teacher relationship questionnaire. When Jeff answers questions about their relationship differently than Professor Slater, it causes a rift between them. Jeff visits Professor Slater in her office and admits he’s ok with the boyfriend label but has a fear of commitment. Professor Slater and Jeff decide they can still see each other keeping things as is. Jeff decides to invite Professor Slater to Britta’s dance recital.

The Spanish Club, sans Troy, watches as Britta’s recital begins. Britta is dressed as a teapot for the tap number. When Britta sees Jeff holding Professor Slater’s hand she realizes how serious their relationship is and freezes in the middle of the dance routine. Troy jumps on stage, rips off his tear away pants and they perform a modern dance routine. The audience applauds their performance and the Spanish Club agrees they did a great job. Britta thanks Troy for stepping in and helping her during the performance. After the recital Jeff hands Britta a bouquet of flowers to congratulate her. Britta is touched and begins to see Jeff in a new light after receiving such a thoughtful gift from him.

TGS has a party after the show with cool black light effects. Liz asks Jack why they are suddenly having after parties. Jack, who is pretty plastered at this point, tells Liz it is something he can share with his new guy friend. After a night out with Danny talking about his new squeeze, Jack suspects Danny is having an affair with Liz. When Liz visits Jack in his office he turns off the lights, turns on the black light and sees handprints all over Liz Lemon. Liz fesses up to the affair with Danny and admits the handprints come from the paint Danny wears when he does his robot character on TGS. Jack tells Liz she must break it off with Danny because of the show, but Jack is actually jealous of the time she is spending with his new friend Danny.

Jenna goes to the audition and reads the NYU freshman heiress lines while another young actress reads the same lines. The director tells Jenna she is reading for the role of the mother and Jenna screams. Jenna is distraught and asks Liz for advice. Liz tells Jenna she can approach middle-age emulating either classy like Meryl Streep or the too weird buff arms of Madonna. Jenna is thrilled and decides she will follow her idol Madonna’s example. Liz rolls her eyes over Jenna’s choice of inspiration.

Danny and Jack are at a sports game when Liz calls Danny, who bows out early of their men’s night out. Jack finds part of Danny’s costume in Liz’s dressing room and gets upset with Liz, who calls him on his jealousy. Jack and Liz decide they will compete for Danny’s attention. Tracy decides he is much more pro woman now that he has a daughter on the way. Tracy adds TGS writer Sue to his entourage. Tracy acts like an over-protective father forbiding Sue to go out with a guy. Sue storms off to do what she wants. The next morning they both apologize and act out the best outcome of a father daughter relationship, with Sue returning to the writers group and Tracy allowing Sue to make her own mistakes in life.

Jenna is in her dressing room trying to make herself look younger by adding adhesive tape to her face. Liz tells Jenna if Jenna will admit she is middle age to the world, she will bring out her friend “Tom”. Jenna can’t believe Liz is such a friend she would reveal her secret “Tom” to the TGS staff and agrees. Liz come into the office with two days growth of a mustache she named after Tom Selleck. The staff laughs as Jenna glows in her friends intimate reveal.

Danny and Jack watch Liz joke around and show off her Tom mustache to the writers group. Jack tells Danny he knows about his secret affair with Liz and tells him he must end it. Danny says their relationship is not serious and ask Jack why he wants him to break it off with Liz. Jack lies and tells Danny he is in love with Lemon. Danny, who is starting to get weirded out by Liz’s mustache and geeky behavior, agrees to stay friends with Jack and break things off with Liz. Jenna hold up her part of the bargain, accepting the role of the young heiress’s mother and finishing her scene to applause from the film crew.