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Dean Pelton and Annie discuss the new upcoming Greendale STD fair campus event, organized by Annie. Dean Pelton and Annie wear STD t-shirts to promote the event. Annie passes out fortune cookies with fortunes saying, “You’ll get AIDs unless you go to the STD fair”. Jeff and Britta are introduced to Dean Pelton’s new airhead administrative assistant who Jeff notes is also pretty hot.

Pierce has a new girlfriend he wants to introduce to Jeff. Pierce invites Jeff to a double date at the STD affair with Pierce’s new girlfriend who happens to be an escort but doesn’t charge him to date her. Pierce and Jeff trade jabs at each other about who is the more successful dater, and Jeff acknowledges it’s been a dry spell for him.

Troy notices Abed is able to beat him in any athletic activity they do together. Troy, being a high school football star, is annoyed at Abed succeeding in his area of capabilities and challenges him to a series of athletic tests.

Dean Pelton appreciates the work Annie has done for the STD fair so much he tells her he has chosen Annie to provide a condom demonstration on an anatomically correct model of a penis during the STD fair. Annie is frozen in fear at the honor because she’s never seen one. After much goading by Pierce Jeff agrees to the double date. Britta takes a look at Jeff’s cell phone list and comments on his juvenile way of listing girls by description, not by name. Britta sees his listing for the “hot blond from Spanish class” and realizes it is her. Jeff calls girls from his phone list but not knowing their names bombs out on getting a date.

Annie asks Britta and Shirley for help with her condom problem, as she’s sure she will mess up the condom demonstration. Annie admits to Britta and Shirley that she is not a virgin but her gay boyfriend kept the lights turned off when they were together. Annie decides the only way to make the condom demonstration work is to break into Dean Pelton’s office to see the model before the fair.

Pierce and Jeff arrive at the STD fair, Jeff arriving dateless. Pierce teases him about not being able to get a date. Dean Pelton is whirling the “Wheel of Remorse” game when Jeff asks him about Pelton’s assistant Sabrina. Jeff decides he will ask Dean Pelton’s new assistant on the STD double date and she says yes, proving to Pierce he can get a date. Senor Chang spends his time at the fair drinking and stuffing condoms into his pocket. Troy loses to Abed during one of the STD festivals games, then challenges Abed to arm wrestling. Abed wins again.

Annie, Britta and Shirley break into Dean Pelton’s office to find the model. As Annie peers through the keyhole to see the penis model, campus police walk in and bust them. Jeff is impressed with Pierce’s date, Lorraine, a seemingly intelligent, witty woman. Lorraine tells Jeff he could do better than Sabrina, but Jeff goes off with her anyway. Lorraine breaks up with Pierce, telling him if he wants to be with her it will cost him $200.

The STD fair turns into party central with students making out and getting drunk, perplexing Dean Pelton. Senor Chang suggests the fair might be the only STD event to spread STDs. Campus police tell Dean Pelton about the break in. Annie tells Dean Pelton she’s not that impressed with the penis model after all, and walks out of the office. Troy and Abed run across campus in another contest, with Abed obviously letting Troy win the challenge. Back at the party students use the condoms as water balloons. Dean Pelton realizes the Greendale logo imprinted on the condoms has left holes in them. Dean Pelton asks Troy and Abed to find the fastest runner who must run to Dean Pelton’s office and announce to the students not to use the STD fair condoms. Troy says Abed should go as the fastest runner. Abed runs to the Dean’s office and announces that students should not wear condoms.

Jeff decides he can’t go through with his date with Sabrina. Jeff pulls up his cell phone list, pulls up the “hot blond from Spanish class” number and changes it to Britta’s name. Jeff and Pierce lament their date woes at the STD fair. Pierce hits up Jeff for $200 so he can spend time with Lorraine. Jeff loans Pierce the money and smiles.