Family Guy Season 9 Episode 5: Hannah Banana
Stewie is watching his favorite music star, Hannah Montana, on TV. Stewie finds out that Hannah Montana is singing at a concert in Quahog and decides he must attend. Stewie calls the number on the screen and finds out the tickets are sold out. Brian walks in and finds Stewie miserable. Brian comments on how lame the Hannah Montana show so Stewie finally confesses he’s crazy about her. Stewie starts crying, begging Brian to help him get into the concert. Brian agrees to help Stewie crash the concert.
Chris complains about Peter not helping him with his homework. He’s bummed in general that his dad doesn’t spend time with him. Chris tries to prove to his family the evil monkey living in his closet and scaring him for nine years is real. Peter, Lois and Meg don’t believe Chris and think the evil monkey is all in his head.
Brian manages to sneek Stewie into the Hannah Montana concert backstage area. As Hannah Montana prepares for her concert, Brian introduces Stewie to her and tells Hannah Montana that Stewie has brain cancer, which is why his head is shaped like a football. Hannah Montana feels bad for him and spends time with Stewie, hanging with him in her dressing room. Stewie shows Hannah Montana the lyrics he wrote and they sing his song together. Stewie is beyond excited he’s spending time with Hannah Montana.
Chris decides to capture the evil monkey so he can prove to his mom and dad that he is real. Chris sets up a net and captures the monkey. He presents the evil monkey to Peter, Lois and Meg and tells them he told them so. The monkey starts talking to the family and tells them about his unhappy life and how he ended up in Chris’s closet. The family decides to call him monkey. Chris doesn’t trust monkey but the rest of the family thinks he’s a pretty nice, normal monkey with great advice. Chris relents and starts to become friends with monkey.
Stewie finds Hannah Montana’s phone and gives it to Hannah Montana. As she takes the phone from Stewie he notices some static sound coming from her. Stewie watches Hannah Montana get ready in her dressing room and sees her assistant programming her from a panel in her back. Stewie is devastated and tells Brian that Hannah Montana is a robot from Disney. When Brian suggests to Stewie he’d like to hook up with Hannah Montana, Stewie re-programs her to have sex with Brian but something goes terribly wrong in the process.
Peter notices Chris and the monkey are spending a lot of time together and really becoming best buddies. Monkey helps Chris with his homework and Chris starts getting A’s in class. When Peter finds out that Chris invites monkey to a father son event Peter is upset and tries to get back at Chris. Peter dresses up in a long wig and skirt and pretends to be gay to convince Chris’s friends Chris is gay. One of Chris’s friends says he’ll be gay with Peter.
Hannah Montana’s computer board goes berserk and she begins to destroy everything in her path. Stewie and Brian run to warn the family. As Hannah Montana goes through downtown, the family and monkey meet up with her. Monkey tries to calm her down but Hannah Montana grabs monkey and climbs the tallest building. Yes, the reference to King Kong is obvious. Peter and Quagmire fly in Quagmire’s biplane to the top of the building to shoot Hannah Montana down and save monkey. Peter finally shoots Hannah Montana to bits and she falls, metal pieces splatting on the ground. Peter saves monkey, catching him as they fly by.
Monkey tells the family he must move on, its time for him to help someone else. Peter, Lois, Meg and Chris say goodbye. The final scene shows monkey in another kid’s closet pointing at him with the same scary face look he used on Chris.
