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Peter and Lois wake up in bed. Peter asks Lois if she needs the bathroom, distracts her by punching her in the face with his elbow then runs to beat her to the bathroom. Lois states she made a reservation for the bathroom with the Maître d’ who then says she indeed did make a reservation for a poop. Peter goes to use the other bathroom and finds an elephant (their exchange student) using it. Peter goes to his neighbor Joe’s house to use the bathroom and finds his set up for wheelchair access is too complicated to use the bathroom so he runs into Cleveland’s house which is for sale.

Lois asks where Peter has been and he tells her he was using Cleveland’s bathroom and he’s going to continue using it so Lois tells him he has to stop. Peter notices movers moving in furniture to Cleveland’s house. As Peter complains to the movers, Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase walk up to the house and Peter is thrilled. Aykroyd and Chase tell Peter they are doing research for a movie. Peter invites them to dinner at his house.

Aykroyd and Chase come over for dinner and Peter tries to talk them into letting him be in their next movie. Peter regales the movie stars with some of his comedy which is pretty lame. Stewie is the only one laughing at Peter’s jokes. Aykroyd and Chase make an excuse to leave, telling Peter that they need to go home to roll joints and get high. When Aykroyd and Chase tell Peter he is not funny, Peter curses and throws them out of his house.

Brian talks to Stewie about how odd it is that Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase have moved to Quahog together. As Brian and Stewie peek into Aykroyd’s and Chase’s house, bodyguards suggest they go into the house and have a Pepsi, When they have a Pepsi they drop down a trap door. Aykroyd and Chase welcome them to their operation center for DUPF (Deep Underground Protection Facility). Aykroyd and Chase say they have been working for the government as spies since the 80’s. In the 80’s the KGB created sleeper drones who would be activated into action by speaking the sentence “gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet”. Aykroyd and Chase believe a KGB agent is located in Quahog.

Peter meets Joe and Quagmire at the bar and laments that Aykroyd and Chase didn’t think he was funny. He repeats his jokes and his friends laugh. They decide to create an improv group to impress the movie stars. Aykroyd, Chase, Stewie and Brian visit the mayor asking for roadblocks to be set up to catch the agent. Aykroyd repeats the activation phrase and the mayor starts speaking Russian. A fight ensues and Aykroyd shoots a tracking device into the mayor’s leg as the mayor escapes. In the meantime Peter and his friends try to come up with a name for their improv group. Aykroyd, Chase, Stewie and Brian fly to Russia to find the agent. Russian guards stop them and take them to the Russian Prime Minister. The Russian Prime Minister wants to help them find the agent since reactivation of an agent now would be an embarrassment to his country. Meanwhile Peter and his buddies are on the Quahog stage and they perform horrendous improv skits. Aykroyd, Chase, Stewie and Brian trudge through the Russian snow filled wilderness to find the agent. They see a missile aimed at the United States take off and find the Mayor of Quohog standing at the nuclear missile controls wondering where he is.

Peter, Joe and Quagmire star in their local improv group “Room For Improv-ment”. When Quagmire asks for suggestions for a place for the improv suggestions like “your ass” and “your mom’s ass” come from the audience. Peter starts doing his John Wayne impressions and the audience thinks Peter is funny. Back in Russia the missile heads to the United States and Aykroyd realizes they can operate the missile by remote control. Aykroyd manages to disengage the missile and it blows up in space. Aykroyd hopes the fuselage will fall safely to earth. The missile’s fuselage falls directly into Cleveland’s new home, dumping him and his bathtub into the front yard.

Stewie and Brian are finally home and Stewie wonders aloud how the phrase “gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet” could cause problems. Meg stands up and goes to the phone, speaking Russian. The Russian agent on the other end tells her to shut up.